Jokes that'll make you cry...

Yo mama so ugly

Yo mama so stupid

Yo mama so poor

Yo mama so black

Yo mama so black, she

 

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."- http://www.funnyandjokes.com/cat/jokes/yo-mama

 

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Yo Mama's so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said what color.- http://www.funnyandjokes.com/cat/jokes/yo-mama/page/2

 

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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."- http://www.funnyandjokes.com/cat/jokes/yo-mama/page/3

 

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Yo mama so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on.- http://www.funnyandjokes.com/cat/jokes/yo-mama/page/5

 

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Yo mama so black, she drinks water and pees coffee.- http://www.funnyandjokes.com/cat/jokes/yo-mama/page/5

 

 

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